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Find Your Soul Paint!

April 15, 2013 by fpdorchak

Once again, my “Renaissance Man” brother has a new set of commercials out. Love the whole “soul paint” concept! He’s the commentating, red-vest-sporting, paint-wearing guy that might remind one of Kevin James. Or Greg Dorchak. And, yes, that was real paint dumped on him. Milk-based paint, not that lead-based stuff. So…okay, maybe he’s not a real tough guy. It was only milk. Based. And he got a rash.

Woo.

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Filed Under: Comedy, Fun, Leisure Tagged With: Ace Hardware, Commerical, Funny, Greg Dorchak, Soul Paint

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  1. Wendy Brydge says

    April 15, 2013 at 7:42 am

    Loved this! Your brother’s a very funny guy, Frank. And he DID remind me a bit of Kevin James! ;D

    • fpdorchak says

      April 15, 2013 at 6:37 pm

      Yeah, and he used to do Stand-up in Vegas! I caught his act one day (I sound like a character in Seinfeld…), and he was a riot, “working the drunk in the front row.” There really was one (uh, unless he planted him…). It was amazing to see my brother so professional! And he’s so perfect for this role! It’s very much like him. Including the paint getting dumped on him…. ;-]

  2. Karen Albright Lin says

    April 15, 2013 at 10:55 am

    Fun…is that going to be aired nationwide? He’s really a crack up.

    • fpdorchak says

      April 15, 2013 at 6:39 pm

      As far as I know they’re just Internet videos. But they’re so danged good, they really should be aired! I’ve checked out other video clips of him, and seen him on TV in a show and a movie, and he’s got range…both funny and dramatic.

  3. Greg says

    April 19, 2013 at 9:29 am

    This guy is REALLY GOOD! How has he NOT been nominated for every award out there, or given free reign in his home state, or allowed to just take things from stores without paying? My GOD, he changed my life in oh so many ways.

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