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Film noir

Pizza Never Weeps

October 17, 2013 by fpdorchak

Hard-Boiled Private Dick Sam Spade mysteriously wakes up 70 years after the case of the Maltese Falcon to a world he’s not quite prepared for…but not afraid of, either. Another short from my Renaissance Man brother, Greg, of Class Clown Pictures.

Pizza never weeps.

Filed Under: Comedy, Fun, Leisure, To Be Human Tagged With: Black BIrd, Class Clown Pictures, Film noir, Greg Dorchak, Hammett, Humphrey Bogart, John Huston, Maltese Falcon, Sam Spade, Sam Spade Future, Shaughnessy's Pizza, Sydney Greenstreet

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