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Terminators

We’re All Gonna Die a Hot and Sweaty Death…

September 10, 2012 by fpdorchak

So, you think you’re a fast runner? Can kick Olympic ass?

Then run…run for your lives! The rest of us will just curl up in a blubbering ball of fear in a dark, dank corner somewhere and await our fate.

We’re all gonna die a hot and sweaty death.

Terminators (see, they are real–Wiki has a page on them!) are among us and Skynet is falling.

It won’t be long now….

Filed Under: Comedy Tagged With: Cheeta Robot, DARPA, KissYourAssGoodbye, Perspiration, Robots, Skynet, Sweaty, Terminators

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