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The RIGHT Way to Eat Pizza….

October 11, 2010 by fpdorchak

What did I do this weekend?

Chardonnay II Afternoon Sail, Monterey Bay, California
Chardonnay II Afternoon Sail, Monterey Bay, California

With good friends, Dan and Christy, I sailed aboard the Chardonnay II, in Monterey Bay, out of Santa Cruz, CA. Did the Afternoon Sail. The Chardonnay II is a 70-foot luxury sailing yacht designed for speed out on the open ocean.

And it was an absolutely glorious, GORGEOUS day!  We left harbor at 2 p.m. on Saturday, on a pretty full compliment, by the looks of things. On this sail, free beer and pizza were provided by the Santa Cruz Mountain Brewery (well, at least the beer was provided by these guys; not sure who provided the pizza) Not a partaker of alcohol, I passed on the “Barley Sandwiches,” my dad used to call them, but had no trouble whatsoever with the pizza. They just kept comin around and I kept eatin! Ate at straight-and-level, and ate at 45 degrees. Ate with the sea breeze in my hair, ate watching other sail- and motorboats pass by.

Now, THIS is the way to eat pizza!

Cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms and sausage, pesto, and my personal favorite, Hawai’ian (though I was impressed with the pesto) were served. For 2 hours we sailed around Monterey Bay, between the Santa Cruz’s lighthouse point and the Santa Cruz harbor. Even saw some porpoises/dolphins on the way back to the harbor.

Now, I don’t know the nautical for being angled at 45 degrees or whatever it was we were at, but when under full sail and sailing across the bay, I was also quite impressed with the beer pouring services of the two crew members at said 45-degree angle!  Quite skilled! Such yankin-and-bankin also gave new meaning to “hitting the target” in The Head. Luckily, the Head’s deck had a perfectly placed angled corner built into the deck to better steady one’s self during such high-angled maneuvers….

I also discovered that when screaming along at such angles, it was easier to simply stand up on the high-side, and lean back into the boat, rather than trying to keep one’s seat on the same side. Plus, it’s just plain cool.

There is just “something” about sailing along with the wind and the birds and the sun on your face. The water was very calm (a GOOD thing, given I seem prone to sea sickness), so we all just kicked back and enjoyed the ride. I don’t seem to relax much, but this was total relaxation. I could definitely do this again–and very well might (hear that D&C?)!

Kickin back on the Chardonnay II
Kickin back on the Chardonnay II

This sail is HIGHLY recommended! The Chardonnay II can be located at CLICK HERE.

Thanks, again, Dan and Christy–this was a blast!

Fair winds and following seas!

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  1. Karen Lin says

    October 11, 2010 at 2:33 am

    Wow! Sounds fun…except for the sailing part! Heee heee. I really have a problem with anything that is that much work and any risk at all. I’m the most risk averse person I know. But I’m glad you had fun!

  2. fpdorchak says

    October 11, 2010 at 2:37 am

    Risk?

    The water’ll catch ya. ;-]

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