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War On Squirrels: Squirrel Verbal Assault

November 7, 2014 by fpdorchak

This is some more of my Renaissance Man brother‘s commercial work (that’s him in the squirrel suit; he doesn’t look much different in real life, btw). There are a whole series of them. I’m gonna post them here, cause they’re so dang funny.

Okay, it’s about hunting. And Remington air guns (which can really break the skin and probably cause a serious infection—well, a bit more, actually…).

But, my brother’s commercials are hilarious!

Enjoy.

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Filed Under: Comedy, Leisure, To Be Human Tagged With: Class Clown Pictures, Greg Dorchak, Remington Air Guns, War on Squirrels

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  1. Karen Lin says

    November 7, 2014 at 10:56 am

    HE’S A CRACK UP! IS HE A FURRY?! MY NEPHEW IS AND WOW WHAT A BUNCH! Of course I’m just teasing. These are catchier than most commercials I see these days… though the Rob Lowe ones are super funny lately… Creep Rob Lowe… he can make fun of himself – remember when he got caught with underage prostitutes? 🙂
    Your brother is really a personality… what a clever guy. Like his brother.

    • fpdorchak says

      November 7, 2014 at 11:00 am

      Aw, shucks…thanks, Inky! :-] Yeah, Greg certainly is…something. We’re all still trying to figger it out. But this gig totally suits him, pardon the pun! 😛

      Yeah, like the new Rob Lowe commercials, making “light” of himself! It’s good he can do that!

  2. Bill says

    December 16, 2014 at 6:48 am

    Where did the suit come from? I want a suit like that one.

    • fpdorchak says

      December 16, 2014 at 8:59 pm

      Huh. Dunno. But, now that you mention it, I want one, too…

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