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The Grievers – By Marc Schuster

April 15, 2012 by fpdorchak

He had me at the cover.

I mean, isn’t it cool?

Black background…red balloon…white clown glove. What’s not to love?

And the title. The font of the title….

But, is the cover evocative of all kinds of quirky, impending highjinks…or merely a clever ruse to get one to buy his book?

The Grievers, penned by Marc Schuster (Permanent Press, May 2012) is about the loss of a sometime friend and how it affects one Charley Schwartz (who, despite what everyone seems to think, is not Jewish…), a conflicted, angst-ridden human dollar sign for an unnamed bank of somewhat regional repute, champion of correct-and-proper apostrophe use, who’s (checking…checking…) actually a sarcastically quick-of-wit doctoral student (not) working on his thesis, and who’s (still checking…) married to a wife in a constant state of quiet Freudian interior design demolition. To grow up or not grow up. Quit the job or not quit the job. Move forward…or continue allowing oneself to be inexorably run over by life’s daily and unrelenting–even dark–minutiae.

To be utterly blunt if not politically incorrect, this book had me laughing my ass off. I laughed so hard my eyes watered and several times had to temporarily suspend reading. My wife even pulled out the camera and recorded me in the throes of my literary hysterics.

Suicide–in and of itself–is no laughing matter, but it’s how the world responds to such Human Drama that can be the stuff of comedy–black or otherwise. Charley knew the deceased (Billy–his name’s Billy Chin). Well Kinda. They’d gone to prep school together, shared a dead cat in biology lab, as well as some twisted pop lyrics, as conveyed by another classmate…not to mention some shared looks at the deceased’s (Billy, his name’s–) stitched and razor-tracked forearm later in life. After the fact, Charley felt shame and remorse in not having been a better friend…in identifying nor taking action regarding his friend’s ultimate demise.

The Grievers was like watching a comedic train wreck. A miniature Theater of the Absurd. Mr. Schuster wove together the interestingly obtuse into a coherent and redemptive storyline that was a pure joy to read (and I don’t use the word “joy” much!). I enjoyed his words, their combination, their execution. The Grievers is controlled dysfunction. Keeping life safe and at arm’s length. Everything is a joke to Charley Schwartz until he embarks on his own form of revisionist history with the deceased (Billy Chin, dang it…). Yet, the book is not so much about all the individual events…the coming of age (at 28)…the seemingly utter bottom line of life (money)…friendship (or what friendship should be)…dissecting a cat named Fascia in biology class (and correctly identifying cat parts)…Marx Brothers, taking a flying leap, nor even  anthropomorphic dollar signs. It’s about what it is to be human. It’s about the gestalt effect of the whole…meshugaas…on individuals.

No. He’s not Jewish.

The Grievers is an enjoyable way to spend a Sunday afternoon! And–whether or not Mr. Schuster intended this–there’s also something altogether metaphysical about Charley’s daily entrapment within said anthropomorphic dollar sign, being constantly bowled over by the “traffic of life” onto a soggy and wet lawn (and is it “just” a soggy and wet lawn…or is it a metaphor for his own soggy and waterlogged life…), unable to pick himself up on his own. Always having to use others to get things done (not to mention verbally abusing them along the way…). You’d think he could stand on his own two feet…pull his own weight…somewhere…but that’d be asking too much. He’d rather make life difficult. Crack a joke or three. The whole thing’s rather stunted…passive/aggressive even…but it’s too much to ask Charley to grow a pair, because, well, he obviously has challenges in that department identifying the correct and proper body parts, as evidenced in prep-school biology lab.

Well…at least his heart’s in the right place.

Filed Under: Comedy, Leisure, Uncategorized, Writing Tagged With: Anthropomorphic Dollar Sign, Marc Schuster, Marx Brothers, The Grievers

Colorado Authors Open House – Success!

April 14, 2012 by fpdorchak

Open book icon
Open book icon (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I had fun.

Had my own paparazzi/entourage, in the form of my lovely wife, snapping pictures everywhere I turned.

I met some old friends…and made some new ones (well, I hope so, anyway…).

Put some handshakes to faces I’ve only seen on-screen–or taunted with blog comments.

Heck, I interested a buyer for the library in my novel.

And I sold two books!

I’m declaring yesterday’s Longmont Public Library’s Colorado Authors Open House a success! It looks like events are still ongoing through this weekend, but all the hard work that people like Carol Cail, Steve Kenworthy, Judith Anderson, and (I’m sure) a legion of other library workers who put into this effort was nothing short of herculean. These are well-meaning people who love books and everything about them, and you could tell this. It was in their enthusiasm, their friendliness, their willingness to help. In fact, in talking with others at the library I was told that these people like to think out of the box and try new things. Mix it up a little. And I like that. I like nontraditional. I like different. I like reaching beyond low-hanging fruit. And I love it when others do the same. Try to expand Life’s experience in positive, constructive, helpful ways.

I felt good energy in this place.

Sure, it’s hard to sell books in a place that gives them away for free, but it did happen, and it brought new awareness to the public of local authors. If they’re like me, I’m sure they were all mentally taking notes, who to check out online, who to check out later at the bookstore. Google this or that name.  It got a bunch of keyboard-bound individuals interacting with each other and their readers. I love attending these things. Love talking and interacting. And it’s always cool when people come looking for you. Ask you about your ideas and thoughts…things important to you that you want to share with others within the bound covers of a book (or the electrons of an e-book)…entering into these dialogues with complete strangers. I’m always fascinated by the lives of others. You just never know who you’re really talking to. All the trials and tribulations others have gone through. And that some of them have taken the time to come over and interact with you is pretty cool. Especially in a library, where people are supposed to remain at arm’s length and not talk. It was a cool little microcosm for an afternoon.

So, I hope that the Longmont Library had a successful National Library Week (they sold a couple hundred of their new anthology, Steve Kenworthy told me), hope they’re all proud of their accomplishments, and hope they can continue it in the future!

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Filed Under: Leisure, Uncategorized, Writing Tagged With: Colorado Authors, Colorado Authors Open House, National Library Week

Colorado Authors’ Open House!

April 12, 2012 by fpdorchak

Come one, come all to the Longmont Public Library’s Colorado Authors’ Open House, Friday, April 13, 2 to 5 p.m. This is part of their “You Belong” Longmont Library Festival.  Some 80 authors are expected to show, all excited to be there, meet you, and share their perfectly bound thoughts and ideas! It’ll be a beautiful day for a drive, so ditch work, pick up your favorite caffeinated beverage, and hightail it on up to beautiful Longmont, Colorado (or hop a flight, if you live out-of-state)!

I will be there with my novel Sleepwalkers, hoping to see old and new faces alike. And you can get Sleepwalkers for far less than on Amazon (I think it’ll be selling for $16.50), and I’ll even autograph it for ya. And engage in some pleasant and witty (at least to me…) banter, if you’re so inclined.

So, come on by–we’ll all be waiting!

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The “You Belong” Anthology Read

April 11, 2012 by fpdorchak

I took photo in Longmont, CO, with Canon camera.
Longmont Public Library, Longmont, CO, with Canon camera. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

National Library Week is this week, and, as I mentioned previously, in celebration of this, the Longmont Public library decided to create the “You Belong” anthology. This past Monday (April 9, 2012), the book was unveiled and went on sale, and the library held a public reading, which, my wife and I attended. Both of us were extremely impressed by the talent in that room! From the eight-year-old boy who read about the death of his grandmother’s dog, to all the adult readers (I won’t go into ages!), it was an entertaining and enlightening evening! We had to leave before the very end, but one piece of “performance art,” was an amusing sled dog song, called to “Run On To Nome,” by Sandy Erickson–and she’d gathered up the three children in the front row and had: 1) one wear traditional Eskimo garb, 2) one stand on the sled to “mush,” and 3) one “move the stuffed dog” in a running motion. It was quite entertaining! As Mr. Kenworthy, the book’s Point Man and MC noted, the collection of stories were quite varied!

And the library staff was so polite, courteous, and helpful–and even had a refreshments lounge set up, with mouth-watering cookies (unfortunately for them, I’d just downed a massive “Longmont” burger, at the Pumphouse, down the road–highly recommended)!

I haven’t read before the public in a few years, and I have to admit, it was fun being part of this group of talented writers and their audience! My wife and I sat up front, so we didn’t realize just how packed (SRO) the room had gotten over the course of the evening, but how cool that so many attended!

We each read about five minutes of our work, so my wife brought the video recorder and away she “taped”:

Thanks, again, Mr. Kenworthy, the panel involved in the story selection, and the staff of the Longmont library, for this opportunity! Here’s hoping the anthology does well!

Note:  I will be attending a local author booksigning this Friday (there will be a ton of us!), April 13th, from 2 – 5 p.m., for my novel, Sleepwalkers. Hope to see you there!

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The “You Belong” Anthology

March 30, 2012 by fpdorchak

As I’d mentioned in a previous post, my short story, “Tail Gunner” has been accepted into the Longmont Public Library’s “The You Belong Collection: Writings and Illustrations from Longmont Area Residents” anthology, ISBN 9780615612157. The book will be available April 9th, 2012, for $15. Check out their What’s New link for updated in formation, come April.

Initially the anthology is only available through the Longmont Public Library, but in the near future, says Mr. Kenworthy, Systems Administrator and Head of Technical Services at the library, and Point Man for the project, they plan on having it available through Amazon.com. Interested in a copy? Contact:

Steve Kenworthy
Systems Administrator/Head of Technical Services
Longmont Public Library
409 4th Street
Longmont, CO 80501
303-651-8614
Steve.Kenworthy@ci.longmont.co.us

On April 9th (Monday), the Longmont library is also hosting an open house, from 6:30 to 9 p.m., and on April 13th (Friday), a booksigning of local authors, from 1 to 5 p.m. I will be attending both events, and offered to read “Tail Gunner” at the April 9th Open House. All anthology proceeds go to the library.

Congratulations to all who were included in The YOU BELONG Collection! I look forward to meeting you–and the staff of the Longmont library!

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“Tail Gunner” accepted in Longmont Library Anthology

March 26, 2012 by fpdorchak

I have just been informed that my short story, “Tail Gunner,” originally published in issue #103 of The Black Sheep, is to be published in “The You Belong Collection: Writings and Illustrations from Longmont Area Residents” anthology, available April 9th, 2012, for $15. Though I live a little south of Longmont, it’s an honor to have been selected! As I become more aware of availability, I’ll post it here, but you could definitely contact the following:

Longmont Public Library

409 4th Avenue

Longmont, CO 80501

General Information Desk: 303/651-8470

This is my first anthology, and I’m really psyched about “Tail Gunner” heading toward a wider audience!  Nearly 300 submission were received, and I’m glad to have finally been included in the “accepted” category, though feel for all those not accepted (keep trying–never give up)!

Filed Under: Metaphysical, Reincarnation, Uncategorized, Writing Tagged With: Longmont Colorado, Longmont Public Library, Tail Gunner, World War II

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